You are cordially invited:
Who: You, Dr. Drew, and his team of addiction medicine specialists
What: An intervention for Miss Andie Mitchell, a dangerously addicted egg roll wrap pusher
Where: Andie Mitchell’s home, Seattle, WA
Why: Because in one month’s time, Miss Mitchell has exhibited signs of extreme dependency on egg roll wrappers. Case in point: Buffalo Chicken Rolls, Tuna Rangoon, Chicken Parmesan Wraps, and now, Barbecue Chicken Rolls. There’s a strong likelihood that if left untreated, Miss Mitchell will overdose.
If you or someone you love is suffering from extreme dependency on egg roll wrappers, seek help by calling 1-800-Egg-Roll. It’s never too late.
If you are a mature adult, able to use egg roll wrappers in a responsible manner, feel free to make barbecue chicken rolls for a snack, dinner, or the Oscars this Sunday. They are wildly delicious, sweet and savory all at once. Use my Buffalo Chicken Roll recipe, found here, and substitute barbecue sauce for the hot wing sauce, and extra sharp cheddar for the blue cheese.
Warning: These rolls are habit-forming.
For the complete recipe, substituting barbecue sauce and cheddar cheese, and a step-by-step tutorial, click here.